Look, I get it

Everyone’s talking about AI these days. And honestly? It’s exhausting. I’ve been in tech journalism since the dial-up days, and let me tell you, this isn’t our first rodeo with a so-called ‘revolution.’ Remember when VR was gonna change everything? Yeah, me too. I was at that conference in Austin in 2016 where some guy named Marcus—let’s call him Marcus—told me VR was the future. Spoiler: it’s not.

But AI… AI’s different. Or so they say. I mean, I guess? I don’t know. Maybe. It’s just… yeah. It’s complicated.

Here’s the thing

Last Tuesday, I was having coffee with my old colleague Dave—real name, but he’d kill me if I used it here—and he’s all, ‘You gotta try this new AI tool, it’s gonna change your life.’ And I’m like, ‘Dave, I’ve heard this before. Multiple times. And honestly, I’m kinda over it.’

But then, about three months ago, I tried one of these AI tools myself. And… it wasn’t completley terrible. I mean, it’s not like it wrote a Pulitzer for me or anything, but it did help me draft a decent article in, like, 214 seconds. Which, okay, fine. Impressive.

But here’s the kicker: it’s not all sunshine and roses. I mean, have you seen the stuff these things come up with? It’s like trying to have a conversation with a parrot that’s read Wikipedia. Once, it told me that the capital of France is ‘kind of Paris.’ I mean, what does that even mean?

And the hype is real

I get it, okay? AI is cool. It’s new. It’s shiny. But so is a new iPhone, and we don’t act like it’s gonna cure cancer. I was at a tech meetup last month—over coffee at the place on 5th, because that’s where all the cool kids hang out—and some guy was going on and on about how AI is gonna replace journalists. I asked him if he’d ever written a feature article, and he looked at me like I’d asked him to solve quantum physics with a calculator.

Look, I’m not saying AI isn’t useful. It is. But it’s not a magic bullet. It’s a tool. A really, really overhyped tool. And honestly, I’m sick of the committment to the idea that it’s gonna solve all our problems. Newsflash: it’s not.

Let’s talk about the real issues

While we’re all busy fawnig over AI, there are real issues that need attention. Like cybersecurity, for instance. Remember that data breach at Equifax? Yeah, me too. That was a fun time. And what about the fact that we’re all walking around with our lives in our pockets, and all it takes is one shady app to turn your world upside down?

But no, everyone’s too busy playing with their new AI toys to care about that stuff. It’s like we’re kids in a candy store, and the candy is personal data. And the store is on fire. But hey, look at this cool lollipop!

And don’t even get me started on the environmental impact. Training these AI models takes a lot of energy. Like, a lot. We’re talking about servers running 24/7, guzzling electricity like it’s going out of style. But sure, let’s all feel guilty about leaving the lights on while we’re at it.

But wait, there’s more

Now, I’m not saying we should all go back to using typewriters and pretending the internet doesn’t exist. That’s not the answer. What I am saying is that we need to take a step back and look at the bigger picture. AI is a tool. A powerful one, sure. But still just a tool.

And honestly, I think we’d all be better off if we spent less time worrying about whether AI is gonna replace us and more time figuring out how to use it to make our lives better. Like, maybe we could use it to finally determine if pineapple belongs on pizza. That’s a debate that’s long overdue for some AI intervention, if you ask me.

But hey, what do I know? I’m just a old journalist who’s seen this movie before. Maybe this time it’s different. Maybe this time the AI really is gonna change everything. Or maybe it’s just another shiny object that’ll fade away once the next big thing comes along.

Only time will tell. But until then, I’m gonna keep writing my articles the old-fashioned way. And if that means I’m not keeping up with the Joneses, well, so be it. I’ll take my chances.

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About the Author: Sarah Johnson has been a tech journalist for over 20 years. She’s seen trends come and go, and she’s not impressed by hype. When she’s not writing, she’s probably complaining about the lack of good coffee shops in her neighborhood or trying to convince her cat that, no, she’s not a dog.